Mind Gamer Gifts

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

"Honest, I only want tom take you to lunch."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Dominant Shrink.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brains versus management books.

Quick Crossword.

Derren Brown

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

"He either has a great hand or I have unresolved feelings about my mother."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.