Mind Sport Gamer Gifts

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Uptight End"

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Dominant Shrink.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Brains versus management books.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Derren Brown

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

Brain Training