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Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Uptight End"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Prawn Amend

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

Dominant Shrink.

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

Brains versus management books.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

Brain Training

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."