Mind Game Warrior T-Shirts

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Shampoo.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Eldrow

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Famous Optical Illusions!

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Down with Negativism!

Played Wordle Fair and Square

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

Dominant Shrink.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Derren Brown

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Under Canvas

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'Arbitraging lweis and ekpweles all day gave him agnosia.'

No, I don't know a four-letter word for "insanely difficult crossword puzzle."

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'