Mindful Warrior T-Shirts

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

DNA Analysis.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Militant Pacifists

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

The lineup for mental health services around the building.

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'