Mind Games Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dominant Shrink.

You're this close to getting your lights punched out! Do I look scared? Do I?

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Famous Optical Illusions!

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Garden Sudoku

Trojan Chess

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Quick Crossword.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

Maze inside a man's brain.

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'