Mindful Gamer Gifts

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

"Uptight End"

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"They're class action figures."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Sushi Train Set.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

Dominant Shrink.

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

"I put vegetables on my facebook likes just to play with my Mom's head."

'Let's play house... you can be my ex-husband.'

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'He's just messing with your mind.'

"Be the ball. Be the pins. Be the lane. Be the shoes."

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"Don't worry about John. He just went to a hypnotist to improve his game."

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'

'Ms,Hobbs, send in someone devious, I'm in the mood to match wits today,'

Short-term memory nostalgia.