Wise Gamer Gifts

"Oh master! Teach me the way."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

Existential Risk

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I hope history remembers this differently."

Moving the Goalposts

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'Nothing fancy now Norman - Right hand side of green with plenty of back spin.'

Trojan horse.

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

'I never rule out any negotiating tool!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

Silly sausages

Playing Pyramids

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"It's baaaack!"