Peaceful Gamer Gifts

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Silly sausages

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

Tug the Toggle

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Nonviolent Clue.

"Sorry, but I'm here right now."

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

The gaming world.

Man on desert island with a chess set.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Noughts and crosses.

Hippie Army Knife

"No moles. It's the PETA version."

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"I don't mean to rush you but..."

'If they come with crash helmets, I say they're too violent.'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'