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"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Silly sausages

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

Tug the Toggle

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

The gaming world.

Man on desert island with a chess set.

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

Noughts and crosses.

Hippie Army Knife

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'If they come with crash helmets, I say they're too violent.'

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'