Faithful Gamer T-Shirts

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Noughts and crosses.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Big boys' toys-r-us

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Arcade Game Baseball.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

The October 31 Committee

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

Atlas holds up a football.

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

Computer Gamers.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

United States Constitution.

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Women's World Cup Final

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Playing Footsies.