Peaceful Player Gifts

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'It's a silent protest.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Blue Upright

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Straightening up.

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Late Night Buddha Call.

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

The Artist 10k. Finish

Watch this space.

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"They will be expecting us to stage a coup. But instead we will achieve democracy through progressive dialogue, a transitional justice process and a ten year plan to share the power."

Hippie Army Knife

Belo Verticale...Belo Horizonte

Noughts and crosses.

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"Now here's the basic stance...."

Golf mole