Peaceful Player Prints

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Now run & play in a bipartisan manner.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'It's a silent protest.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Blue Upright

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Straightening up.

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Late Night Buddha Call.

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Watch this space.

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"They will be expecting us to stage a coup. But instead we will achieve democracy through progressive dialogue, a transitional justice process and a ten year plan to share the power."

Noughts and crosses.

Hippie Army Knife

"Now here's the basic stance...."

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

Golf mole

When still waters don't run deep.

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'