Spiritual Gamers Gifts

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"When was your last meta-physical?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Golfing with God.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Atlas holds up a football.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Thanks God!

Hell's Bells Whisky

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

www.meditation.commm

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

The indigo children.

Jesus Saves

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

' That's our founder. After spending twenty years in the himalayas, he finally discovered that the true meaning of life was to make money.'