Spiritual Sports Lovers Gifts

'Homer!'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Mixed Doubles.

Golfing Bishop.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."