Religious Sports Lover Gifts

Rams: 14-0

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

The Real March of the Penguins.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"