Sports Worshiper Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Golfing Bishop.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

I love Kung Fu.

Meditating on a 4th for golf!

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Bruno Fernandes

'Some hero you turned out to be...'

The Alter of Football

'Don't bother with the whole squad,Rooney and co. will suffice.'

Football prayers.

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'

Rams: 14-0

"But you held on to that fly ball."