Sports Believer Gifts

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Saving a Heart

A day at the transgenic races

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Gary turns 40.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

At the 2021 Religious Games

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Raheem Sterling

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."