Athletic Believer Gifts

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wilfried Zaha

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Fairy Vet

Football Sculpture.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Rugby Mad.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Football Blockers.

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

The Fountain of Youth.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'