Athletic Believer Gifts

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Fairy Vet

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Football Blockers.

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

The Fountain of Youth.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'