Barbell Believer Gifts

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

Bench Press Accident

At the 2021 Religious Games

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Fairy Vet

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Image changing.

The Fountain of Youth.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'