Bell-bottom Believer Gifts

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Ghost School.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

The Bullish World

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Football Delivery

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Learning from economics

Why stocks go up forever.

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Great grunts, next week we'll try some weights."

"Of course he looks peaceful - he's lived his entire life in a bull market."

'Ben, that's what I hate about this crowded gym... there's no freedom of the bench press.'

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'My guests today on 'Wall Street Week' are all bulls.'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'We just want you to walk the hallways and inspire the brokers.'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'He must be a bullish trader, I could tell by the ring in his nose.'

"Where are all your Santa Claus books – fiction or nonfiction?"