Bullish Believer Gifts

Reference and Economic Reference.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Ghost School.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

The Best Laid Plans

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Confusionism'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Ray Charles

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Wall Street Journal"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

'The end is near.'

"Keep your chin up."

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

Support Our Apologists.

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

Hay-loes

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."