Boo Believer Gifts

Ghost School.

Radiator jazz player

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Boombox

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'

Reference and Economic Reference.

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

Hay-loes

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

The Fountain of Espresso

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

'Anything besides the three lotto tickets?'

Balloon giving CPR.

Vote Here. A- D. Hi! First time voter, long-time complainer!

A Tailor and a new customer

'Whoa...on second thought, just give me the large.'

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

Disturbing fact: the first recorded boomerangs were made of mammoth tusk.

"It's pulling to the left."