Bog Believer Gifts

Swamp creature and a poet of the swamp.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Ghost School.

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Radiator jazz player

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

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"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Bigfoot Research Center

"Nobody believes in me."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."