Bog Enthusiast Gifts

'Just because no one visits your peat bog blog, doesn't mean you're a bad person.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Making fun of Starfish.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Thames Pizza

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

clown fish

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."