Hog Enthusiast Gifts

Beware Of The Hog...

'Ahhh...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Beware of God"

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Leap Frog