Hedgehog Aficionado Gifts

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Bless you."

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Beware of God"

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Love is blind."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

"USA map"

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Groundhog Day

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'