Hedgehog Admirers Gifts

Room for one more...

Hedgehogs

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Love is blind."

"Not another flippin' party?"

Groundhog Day

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Why can't I park here ?"