Hedgehog Enthusiast Gifts

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the worst case of prickly heat I've seen"

"If people can do that to a tree, imagine what they would do to us."

Hedgehog crosses the road at special hedgehog crossing.

'This is a hijack.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Stop complaining, this is going to hurt me more than you!"

Lorry Driver Crisps

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Hedgehog and Covid

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

'Love...is a many pointed thing...'

'Ironically, he belonged to The Flat Earth Society.'

'Wow! My very own water bed!'

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Love is blind."

"At least he was carring a donar card"

An accident with a hedgehog.

"Why can't I park here ?"

"The rear gunner got me."

"He's always been a thorn in my side."

Man playing lyre with a hedgehog.

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....

"Thank goodness, breeding season is over."

"I'd kill for a hug."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

"Beware of God"

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'