Hedgehog Hobbyist Gifts

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Needles vs Covid

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Groundhog Day

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Respect man!"

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"Why can't I park here ?"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

'I like my worms barbecued.'