Hedgehog Fan Gifts

'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'

Bed of nails.

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Respect man!"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

"Sorry, I don't work here."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"