Hedgehog Fan Gifts

'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'

Bed of nails.

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Respect man!"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"