Groundhog Fan Gifts

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sauce for the Goose

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Old Frogs' Home

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

What's the insect de jour?

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'