Groundhog Fan Gifts

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Sauce for the Goose

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.