Groundhog's Day Fan Gifts

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sauce for the Goose

I fart more than that!

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Old Frogs' Home

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Contradictory Phil