Groundhog Day Gifts

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

Groundhog Making Shadow Figures.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"You go out there! I can't take the pressure of predicting the end of winter this year!"

"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."

"The groundhog saw your shadow, idiot. This'll probably bring on the Ice Age."

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"Six more weeks of winter...that's gotta suck if you don't live in Florida."

Groundhog Year

"Shadow? Why would I be scared of my shadow? I thought it was the IRS."

"It's a restraining order - for my shadow."

What is a groundhog? 'Sausages ... ?'

"You said it was going to be an early spring."

"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"If we don't see the boss's shadow, it means six more weeks of delegated work for us."

"Do you have any predictions about winter never ending so that my people can rule the world?"

"Seeing your shadow is one thing, but talking to it means 6 more weeks of therapy."

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."

"Look at Punxsuntawney Phil. . . little suit and top hat. . ."

"Early spring, late spring - I didn't have the heart to tell them because of the mild winter there will be no spring."

'Well, wadaya know? I guess the little guy didn't see his shadow after all.'

"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

Stephen Harper emerges - Groundhog Day in Ganada.