Groundhog Day Enthusiast Gifts

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"Trust me. We won't have to worry about my shadow any more."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Contradictory Phil

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Love is blind."

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Groundhog Day.

"USA map"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Me... And My... Shadow...