Groundhog Enthusiasts Gifts

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Groundhog Day.

"USA map"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Love is blind."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'