Groundhog Admirer Gifts

"Look at Punxsuntawney Phil. . . little suit and top hat. . ."

Military style hedgehog

THe UDDER Side

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Needles vs Covid

"Love is blind."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Next!'

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

Al Pacino

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Groundhog Day

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."