Groundhog Admirer Pillows

"Look at Punxsuntawney Phil. . . little suit and top hat. . ."

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Love is blind."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

Needles vs Covid

'Next!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Groundhog Day

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Very funny, now can you spit the water back out'

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.