Groundhog Lovers Pillows

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Military style hedgehog

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Contradictory Phil

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

Groundhog Day.

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Me... And My... Shadow...