Groundhog Lovers Pillows

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Military style hedgehog

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Look,that is not your Daddy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

Needles vs Covid

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Love is blind."

Groundhog Day.

Me... And My... Shadow...

Room for one more...