Groundhog Day Fanatic Pillows

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Contradictory Phil

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Me... And My... Shadow...

Groundhog Day.

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

"Love is blind."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."