Groundhog Day Pillows

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"You go out there! I can't take the pressure of predicting the end of winter this year!"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

What is a groundhog? 'Sausages ... ?'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"You said it was going to be an early spring."

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"The groundhog is correct, 6 weeks before you recycle.'

"Six more weeks of winter...that's gotta suck if you don't live in Florida."

Groundhog Year

"If we don't see the boss's shadow, it means six more weeks of delegated work for us."

"Do you have any predictions about winter never ending so that my people can rule the world?"

"Seeing your shadow is one thing, but talking to it means 6 more weeks of therapy."

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"We should re-think this entire groundhog day tradition. . ."

"Look at Punxsuntawney Phil. . . little suit and top hat. . ."

"Apparently, if he sees his shadow it's another six weeks of a bear market."

"Today's emerging markets saw their shadow and reverted to frontier markets for another 6 weeks."

'So let's see, if the groundhog stays out we'll have an early spring.'

"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

'Well, wadaya know? I guess the little guy didn't see his shadow after all.'

"Early spring, late spring - I didn't have the heart to tell them because of the mild winter there will be no spring."

Stephen Harper emerges - Groundhog Day in Ganada.

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

Angry Mob

"If we don't see the boss's shadow, it means six more weeks of delegated work for us."