Groundhog's Day Fan Pillows

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sauce for the Goose

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

I fart more than that!

Pond Dipping...

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

What's the insect de jour?

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.