Groundhog Day Enthusiast Pillows

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Groundhog Day.

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

"USA map"

"Love is blind."

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'