Groundhog Enthusiast Pillows

Groundhog Day

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"USA map"

"Love is blind."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Groundhog Day.

Me... And My... Shadow...

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'