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Groundhog Day

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"I don't care if it is Groundhog Day, I'm not taking a selfie with a groundhog!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Look,that is not your Daddy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Contradictory Phil

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Me... And My... Shadow...

Groundhog Day.

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Love is blind."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"USA map"

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'