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"An incorrect prediction isn't 'fake news'!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Contradictory Phil

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

Groundhog Day.

Needles vs Covid

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Me... And My... Shadow...

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'