Groundhog Supporter Pillows

"An incorrect prediction isn't 'fake news'!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Me... And My... Shadow...

Groundhog Day.

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Needles vs Covid

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'