Groundhog Guru Pillows

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"It's one of those quirky British traditions. If the Prime Minister emerges from her den and can't get her Brexit deal through Parliament, it goes back again and again and again, and. . ."

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"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

'But what is the universe for?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Do you have anything bigger?

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

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Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD