Groundhog Whisperers Pillows

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

"You're on mute."

"He never takes me anywhere."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Slow, Men at Work.

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

Be the grass...

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Stealth grazing.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"be-be-be-be"

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'