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'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"It's one of those quirky British traditions. If the Prime Minister emerges from her den and can't get her Brexit deal through Parliament, it goes back again and again and again, and. . ."

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

Allotment

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Tree Passion

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening#2

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."