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'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Plant Lady

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Canada Goose

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Groundhog Day

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"It's one of those quirky British traditions. If the Prime Minister emerges from her den and can't get her Brexit deal through Parliament, it goes back again and again and again, and. . ."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"

'...Five-second rule.'

"Honk if you know Jesus."

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."